I’ve been slacking on certain categories on this blog, but it’s perhaps most unforgivable that I haven’t updated the Rules of Porn for over three weeks. Today, I found myself inspired by a new Dudes In Public scene, in which two models cruise one another in the middle of the woods. The scenario has inspired rule number 942 of porn:
“It’s okay to fuck on a suspicious mattress!”
I have no idea why there’s a mattress in the middle of the woods, but Jun and Leonel fuck on it as if that isn’t an entirely questionable decision. This is a friendly reminder that while some of the Rules of Porn apply to real life, this one most certainly does not.
Scroll down to see Jun and Leonel in action…
