Ever since “Right In Front of My Salad?” became a cultural phenomenon, I’ve been on a quest to find a porn scene with dialogue that’s equally magical. The second part of MEN.COM‘s “The Caddy and The Daddy” is, um… not the porn scene that I am looking for!
But it does feature a cameo (or two) from the iconic actress that appears in part one with Dale Savage. She plays a worker at the country club where Dirk Caber golfs, and when undercover journalist Zander Lane accuses her of being inappropriate with her boss, she blurts back at him:
“I don’t kiss ass, I eat it!”
Writing out that description made me feel like I’m living in a fever dream, so please just do me a favor and scroll down to watch the trailer…
Queen of pop!!!