“Nice Long Look At His Hole Here.”

What is going on at The Guy Site? Given the string of Russian models like Nickolai, Andrei, and Max, I’m starting to suspect that they might have outsourced some of their scene to Russian account WorldStudz… Which is fine! We’re in the middle of a global health crisis, and it seems like a perfectly logical solution to provide content that’s on-brand.

But did they also use a poorly-programmed AI to write their scene descriptions? The phrasing of their latest scene’s description is so awkward that I wound up tilting my head in confusion when I first read it: “Muscle man Viking Strong puts on a masturbation show for you. Nice long look at his hole here.”

It’s possible that the second sentence is a shortened, informal way to say that we get a nice, long view of Viking’s hole in this video… But it still sounds super weird! Especially when you just told me that he’s going to “put on a masturbation show” for me. There are much sexier ways to tell me that a beefy, hairy bodybuilder’s going to jerk off on my computer screen.

If anyone from The Guy Site is reading this, I am happy to volunteer my services to write your scene descriptions! Give me a free membership, and I’ll give you a paragraph that doesn’t sound like it was written by robot. While we’re at it, I’ll even volunteer to take over your Twitter account. I’m not even kidding.

Scroll down to see Viking Strong in a solo scene…