One of my biggest regrets about 2020 is that I didn’t write about this scene where Adrian Hart pretended to be a hand sanitizer dispenser. A tweet featuring the trailer received over 450 retweets, so clearly, porn fans were very enthusiastic about the genuinely absurd (and extremely topical) premise.
When I saw Adrian in the trailer for MEN.COM‘s new scene “Sexpresso“, I decided I wouldn’t make the same mistake again. The trailer shows Adrian hooking up with Michael Boston in the middle of a tiny coffee shop. They get busted by Joey Mills when Michael emerges from below the counter with his face covered in cum. Joey storms out, giving Adrian and Michael an opportunity to take things to the next level.
For some reason, this involves Adrian pouring a pitcher of cream down Michael’s ass crack. (I’m sitting here scratching my head, as someone else is furiously cranking it to this food porn, I imagine.) Adrian winds up plowing Michael thoroughly, making a plate of pastries shake in the process.
Once they cum, Joey returns to the coffee shop, unsatisfied with the shitty coffee next door. Michael stands before him butt-ass naked and dips his cock into the cream before serving the beverage. He dips below the counter and Joey moans in pleasure, as Adrian clutches his pearls and dramatically exits the scene like he’s scandalized. It makes absolutely no sense, but it’s a whole lot of fun.
Scroll down to see Adrian Hart and Michael Boston in action…
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