In what might be the funniest chapter of MEN.COM‘s ridiculous new series “Rise of the Sirens”, Colby Tucker consults a scientist, fucks an evil merman, and leans heavily into references to The Little Mermaid. The scene description is just as insane (and wonderful) as the previous updates:
“Colby Tucker feels like the only guy on the beach who hasn’t had any dick yet, but he’s still willing to help out his buddy Matthew Camp by looking into the siren attacks instead of cruising for cock. Colby consults a sexy scientist at the marine research facility for info. When he strips down to his skintight swimsuit to explore the scene of the crime, he draws the attention of siren Paul Canon.
“Paul tries to use his siren song on Colby, but Colby assures the merman he’s cute enough that Colby will fuck him anyway! Colby swallows Paul’s sea-cucumber, then sits on the siren’s face before taking his dick in doggystyle in the middle of the forest. Colby rides Paul till he cums and then takes a huge facial… before remembering he’s alone with a dangerous merman!”
I don’t even know if this is a “good” porn scene in the traditional sense, but I’m absolutely obsessed and don’t care either way! The layers of this storytelling are so rich and bizarre that I want to give an award to whoever wrote this. I might even start an award show just to give that person an award.
Scroll down to see Colby and Paul in action…