This Daddy Bear Coach Could Absolutely Breed Me

Is it just me, or does anyone else become obsessed with the extras in gay porn? I’m not talking about Karen, that old lady who threw a pie, or the iconic “right in front of my salad” actress. Much as I love them, too, I’m talking about the extras that you wish had been part of the scene.

Here’s an example! There’s a bearded guy who showed up in MEN.COM‘s “Real Men Wear Kilts” and Masqulin‘s “Russian Ballet“. Ever since I first laid eyes on him, I wanted to sit on his face and scream his name. The only problem was, I didn’t know his name! It took me months to realize that it was retired porn star Geoffrey Paine, and I felt a weight lifted off my shoulders once I made this revelation. That explains why he looked so familiar.

My latest obsession is the bespectacled daddy bear who appears in Masqulin‘s newest scene “Boxing Bottom“. He’s got broad shoulders, fuzzy arms, and he looks like he’s sporting a semi in his gray sweatpants. His character’s a stern, bossy coach, a gay porn archetype that’s specifically designed to make me the hungriest little bottom slut in the entire universe.

The trailer for this scene opens with the coach training Elliot Finn and his sparring partner Chad Taylor. He barks orders with his arms crossed, then exits after demanding that the boys abstain from pussy and booze. At this point, Chad finds a loophole in the coach’s rules. He never said anything about cock, so he pulls down Elliot’s shorts and immediately starts eating his ass.

In my alternate version of this scene, the coach would have told the sweaty boxers to hit the showers. The camera would cut to Elliot and Chad in the shower, as their coach enters and turns on the water. He’s already hard as a rock, and each of the boys would try to take a peek at his cock. He’d catch them in the act, grinning and making eye contact. Chad might, perhaps, lick their lips suggestively. Elliot might bend over and “soap up his hole”, looking back at the coach for his approval.

Picking up on the signals, the coach would approach Elliot and caress his hairy ass crack. He’d spin him around and pin him against the wall with his hands over his head, planting a passionate kiss on his lips. “Is that what you wanted, boy?” he’d ask Elliot, before motioning for Chad to join them. As the trio makes out, the camera would cut to the locker room…

The boys would be down on their knees servicing their coach, as he talks dirty to them with a gruff, pervy growl. They’d hungrily slurp on his shaft, lick his balls, and bury their noses in his pubes. After getting all worked up, the coach would bend them against a locker and proceed to eat their holes. They’d beg him to breed them.

(NOTE: I imagine him talking dirty like Bi Bear or @CHIBear20.)

Each of the boys would take turns getting bent over the locker room bench, sucking the other as they get railed raw by their coach. He’d smack their asses and get extra verbal. We’d get a shot from underneath of his big balls bouncing against their hairy taints, eventually pulsating as he dumps his load directly into Elliot’s hungry hole. He’d pull out, and we’d get a view of Elliot’s freshly-fucked hole dripping with cum.

Coach would direct Elliot to flip on his back, telling Chad to pound his hole as he dips his sweaty balls into the hungry bottom’s mouth. Elliot would unload on his stomach, Chad would pull out and shoot onto his hole, pushing his cock back in as Elliot moans in ecstasy. Coach would tell them that they’ve done good work today, and it’s time to hit the showers a second time.

Hmm, I like my version better! But I guess this one will do.

Scroll down to see Elliot Finn and Chad Taylor in action…