In the midst of a global pandemic, studios and performers alike are stepping up their game to guarantee consistent output for their viewers. Adam Surge brought us his intimate “Quarantine Sessions“, while other studios have asked previous models to film solos or hardcore content with their partners or lockdown buddies.
(Some people who shall remain nameless have been breaking quarantine to film content, and while I understand that the struggle is real, this should absolutely not be done under any circumstances. Please do not endanger the lives of others with your own selfishness.)
Segue aside, I appear to have buried the lede! MEN.COM just released the absolute worst quarantine content yet, a self-filmed solo scene starring completely unknown model named “Malik“. As of now, the release has a 68% rating from members. Few recent videos have received a rating this low without reason. “Pleasure Park” was admittedly too ARTPOP for most gay porn consumers, and unfortunately, “First Meet Up” and “Fame Whores” seemed to suffer from viewers’ femmephobia.
The lazily-titled “Malik” is just plain bad, and to add insult to injury, I feel like MEN.COM knows it’s bad and doesn’t care. It’s a complete 180-degree turn from the update that precedes it, a slap in the face to subscribers after they’ve already reduced their daily output.
When I give a studio or performer a bad review like this, it usually comes from a place of wanting them to be better. I know MEN.COM has the resources to do more than this, especially when they have A-list porn stars like Ty Mitchell, Michael Boston, and Dirk Caber on speed dial… So, uh, what are they doing? And what can they do to head in a better direction than… this?
Scroll down to watch this extremely bad homemade solo…