I had been admiring Matt‘s nudes for a while on Twitter. Whenever I started to DM him and ask for permission to feature him on this blog, I kept chickening out and second guessing myself. You see, we know one another from other less-pornographic corners of the internet. I didn’t want it to be awkward.
As usual, I was being a doofus! Matt was totally okay with being highlighted, and I was more than happy for an opportunity to publicly state that I’d like to bury my beard between his fuzzy ass cheeks. Give him a follow at @altstheworst if you like what you see, and for extra credit, grab him something sexy from his wish list as a belated birthday gift.
PS: Yes, this ridiculous headline is a reference.
Scroll down to check out Matt’s pics and see a few video clips…
