Since November, I’ve been threatening to do an “award show” for this tiny little blog. As we inch closer to the one-year anniversary of my first post, I’ve decided to get my shit together and start announcing nominees for the first annual edition of THE CUMMIES. This is a pansexual, pornographic award show that solely exists online, so obviously, it will be an extreme honor to win one of these awards! (LOL)
Here’s how this is going to work! The nominees will be announced in this post. There will be eight nominees per category—enough to give you options, but not enough to overwhelm you. Most of them were selected based on traffic, though I occasionally took editorial liberties with some wild card picks. If any nominees do anything extraordinarily problematic, I have the right to disqualify them under the Sherry Pie Clause.
To help nudge me in the right direction, I am encouraging “readers” and fans to vote for each individual category. Voting is open in all categories and will remain open until January 31. You can vote once-per-day in each category, and this post will remain pinned to the top of the blog so you can easily find links to vote. Winners will be announced on Wednesday, February 10.
UPDATE: Voting is now closed.
The good news is, this “award show” is too new (and irrelevant) to be tainted by advertisers or other industry nonsense. The bad news is, I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing! There may be a few bumps along the road, and there’s also the possibility that I’ll add new categories along the way. (Notably, I resisted the urge to include anything that is too gendered or solely based on body parts.)
If you got nominated, congratulations! You deserve it. If you didn’t get nominated, I encourage you to take this list with a grain of salt. You’re still outrageously sexy and doing phenomenal things. Keep doing what you’re doing, and you might just see yourself here next year.
Scroll down to see the nominees for THE CUMMIES…
WEBSITE OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
PERFORMER OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Ari Koyote
- Colby Jansen
- Daisy Taylor
- Draven Navarro
- Jack Dixon
- Joel Someone
- Lisey Sweet
- Rhyheim Shabazz
BREAKOUT STAR OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Brickzilla
- Cody Seiya
- Diego Mattos
- Haskell Holland
- Lance Charger
- Mini Stallion
- Steve Strongarm
- Teddy Hunter
HUNGRIEST HOLE(S) OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Ari Koyote
- Dani Robles
- Ella Hollywood
- John Thomas
- Korra Del Rio
- Saverio
- Steve Strongarm
- Vanessa Vega
FLIP-FUCKER OR SWITCH OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Casey Kisses
- Daisy Taylor
- Dakota Lovell
- Dale Savage
- Dillon Diaz
- Draven Navarro
- Joel Someone
- Zeno Ray
THE “GET INSIDE ME NOW” AWARD (POLLS CLOSED)
DUO OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Ari Koyote and Joel Someone (Guy Bone)
- Casey Kisses and Ella Hollywood (Transsensual)
- Daisy Taylor and Alisia Rae (Trans Angels)
- Mini Stallion and JMac (Hussie Pass)
- Rhyheim Shabazz and Cyrus Nicholson (OnlyFans)
- Teddy Hunter and Collin Simpson (The Guy Site)
- Thor Buckner and Tiger Pounce (Bear Films)
- Tommy Tanner and Jay James (Jock Pussy)
THREESOME OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Colby Jansen, Lisey Sweet, and Wolf Hudson (BiPhoria)
- Daisy Taylor, Natalie Mars, and Aubrey Kate (Trans Angels)
- Destiny Mira, Marcus Von Ryder, Chase Arcangel (Bi Guys Fuck)
- Ella Hollywood, Khloe Kay, and Pierce Paris (Devil’s Film)
- Eric Ford and The Cash Twins (Say Uncle)
- Rhyheim Shabazz, Cade Maddox, and Michael Boston (OnlyFans)
- Sharok, Brock Banks, and Tannor Reed (CockyBoys)
- Vander Pulaski, Mitch Matthews, and Michael Mission (Chaos Men)
GROUP SCENE OF THE YEAR (POLLS CLOSED)
- Chapter 8: XMas Party Favor (Boy For Sale)
- Chase Gaines’ Texas Daddy Gangbang (OnlyFans)
- Cheaper Bi The Dozen (BiPhoria)
- John Thomas Gets Gangbanged (Tim Tales)
- Labor Day Weekend Orgy (Colby Knox)
- Remote Control: Episode 8 (MEN.COM)
- Trans Pool Party (GenderX)
- William Beach’s Seattle Orgy (OnlyFans)
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